The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Manchester United jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes is so unoriginal, it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Manchester United joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many Manchester United Fan jokes, you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do Manchester United Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Manchester United Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Manchester United Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Manchester United Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Manchester United Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

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Photo Jigsaw Puzzle of Soccer – George Best Attends FA Disciplinary Hearing

Photo Jigsaw Puzzle of Soccer - George Best Attends FA Disciplinary Hearing

  • PHOTO JIGSAW PUZZLE… You are purchasing one Jigsaw Puzzle (400 Pieces). Estimated image size 416x319mm
  • 400 piece puzzles are made-to-order and hand-finished on 100 recycled 1.5 mm millboard. The completed puzzle measures 31 x 41 cm and is delivered packaged in an attractive presentation box (23.1 X 17.5 X 3.3 cm) specially designed to fit most letterboxes
  • Artwork Description… Manchester United s George Best (c) arrives at Euston Station en route to Lancaster Gate for an FA Disciplinary Committee meeting regarding his appalling record of three cautions in twelve months Manchester United s George Best (c) arrives at Euston Station en route to Lancaster Gate for an FA Disciplinary Committee meeting regarding his appalling record of three cautions in twelve months Manchester United s George
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PHOTO JIGSAW PUZZLE. Jigsaw Puzzle (400 Pieces). Artwork depicting Soccer – George Best Attends FA Disciplinary Hearing. Manchester United s George Best (c) arrives at Euston Station en route to Lancaster Gate for an FA Disciplinary Committee meeting regarding his appalling record of three cautions in twelve months. Shipping from UK.

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